Turbo Pyro, the Easiest and Most Inexpensive Way to Start Making Fireworks, Goes Live Tomorrow!

Turbo Pyro will be released on:

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011 at 2:00 PM, Eastern US time.

Here is where to go Tuesday to get Turbo Pyro:

http://www.turbopyro.com

As soon as the site is live, you’ll see another email from us to remind you.

If you’re on the Early Bird List, you will be able to get Turbo Pyro through a “back door” at 12:30 PM–1.5 hours before everybody else.

Here’s what Turbo Pyro will cost if you order tomorrow:
$324.77    $197.00

Wanna see what all the projects in Turbo Pyro look like when they’re finished?

Check out these videos. They show you every one of the Turbo Pyro fireworks being fired from the actual torch held by the author of Turbo Pyro, Ned Gorski hisself.

If you don’t know Ned, you may be able to make out Ned’s actual hand in some of the videos!

In the dozens of Turbo Pyro videos in the ebook, all you ever see of Ned is his hand. Despite that, I want to assure you doubters that there really is a real, live actual Ned Gorski attached to that hand. (Unfortunately, I cannot prove it to you, at least not right now.)

Here are live action videos of all the fireworks in Turbo Pyro:

Meanwhile, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. Only 1 more day before Turbo Pyro goes live.

If you even think you want to get in on this year’s Turbo Pyro release, do not dilly dally. Do not percrasternate. Use the link below right now to get yerself on the Early Bird List:

Get yourself on the Early Bird List  <------ Click here

The first time we offered Turbo Pyro, the Early Birders scarfed ‘em ALL up in an hour and a half! Nobody else got any.

And, dear hearts, ONLY those wise, brilliant Early Birders will be sent the Open Sesame link a couple of hours ahead of everyone else.

Nobody else on this particular planet will be notified early.

Twitter will not know. Facebook will be totally ignored. All the pyro newsgroups and lists will be left completely, helplessly in the dark.

Nope. Nobody else. Just the privileged few.

Will that be yew? (my apologies, Ogden Nash, wherever you are)

Tell us:
Which fireworks project did you like the most?

After looking at the “live” fireworks being fired in the videos above, what are your top 3 choices?

Please comment below.  This will help us improve Turbo Pyro for the next victims.

Get First Dibs on Turbo Pyro

Sign up below to get on the Early Bird List. You’ll get first crack at the limited number of Turbo Pyro kits, ahead of everybody else. Last time we sold out in just 1 hour and 28 minutes, so don’t be left out!

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